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5 ืฆืคื™ื•ืชยท 25 ื“ึตืฆึถืžื‘ึผึถืจ 2025
Sandeep
Sandeep
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POV: The guy takes a selfie and walks to the next set with a smile, in excitement while vlogging while he holds the camera which is locked on his face, and takes a selfie again. Crew working on set in the background. No talking.โ€‹Chaman: Ek ajeeb sa candidate jo naukri dhoond raha hai.
โ€‹Manager: Ek bohot gambhir (serious) Boss.
โ€‹Scene 1: Office ka Cabin
โ€‹(Manager kursi par baitha file dekh raha hai. Chaman darwaze par aata hai.)
โ€‹Chaman: May I come in, Sir? Waise main andar aa gaya hoon, par pooch lena achha hota hai.
โ€‹Manager: (Chidte hue) Baithiye. Toh, Chaman ji, aapne hamari company mein 'Sales Manager' ki post ke liye apply kiya hai. Aapki qualification kya hai?
โ€‹Chaman: Sir, main 'B.Com' hoon.
โ€‹Manager: Achha, B.Com... Graduation?
โ€‹Chaman: Nahi Sir, B.Com matlabโ€”Bohot Confused On Mobile. Din bhar scroll karta hoon!
โ€‹Scene 2: Sawal Jawab
โ€‹Manager: (Sar pakadte hue) Hamen ek aisa banda chahiye jo pressure jhel sake. Kya aap pressure handle kar sakte hain?
โ€‹Chaman: Sir, main roz subah 10 baje uthta hoon aur meri mummy mujhe 10:05 tak ghar se nikaal deti hain. Usse zyada pressure duniya mein kahin nahi hai!
โ€‹Manager: (Gusse mein) Achha chaliye, kaam ki baat karte hain. Agar aapko ek ganjay (bald person) ko kanghi (comb) bechni ho, toh kaise bechenge?
โ€‹Chaman: Sir, main usey kanghi nahi bechoonga. Main usey kahungaโ€”"Bhai sahab, kanghi le lo, ise dekh kar shayad aapke baalon ko sharam aa jaye aur woh wapas nikal aayein!"
โ€‹Scene 3: The Final Question
โ€‹Manager: Look, mujhe lagta hai aap is naukri ke liye sahi nahi hain. Aapki sabse badi kamzori (weakness) kya hai?
โ€‹Chaman: Sir, meri sabse badi kamzori hai "Sundar Ladkiyan".
โ€‹Manager: (Chilla kar) What?! Yeh office hai! Yahan tameez se baat kijiye. Aapko lagta hai main aapko select karoonga?
โ€‹Chaman: Sir, agar aapne mujhe select kiya, toh main mehnat karoonga. Agar nahi kiya... toh bahar aapki car ke dono pichhle tyre ki hawa nikalne ka plan ready hai.
โ€‹Manager: (Hairat se) Kya?! Tum mujhe dhamki de rahe ho?
โ€‹Chaman: Nahi Sir, ise "Marketing" kehte hain. Maine "Demand" create ki hai... ab tyre theek karwane ke liye aapko "Service" ki zaroorat padegi!
โ€‹Manager: (Behosh hote hue) Security!!! Isey bahar nikalo!
โ€‹The End
โ€‹(Chaman haste hue bahar nikalta hai aur selfie leta hai.)
โ€‹Kya aap chahte hain ki main is script ko thoda lamba karoon ya kisi aur topic (jaise dosti ya shaadi) par script likhoon?

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