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POV: The guy takes a selfie and walks to the next set with a smile, in excitement while vlogging while he holds the camera which is locked on his face, and takes a selfie again. Crew working on set in the background. No talking.âChaman: Ek ajeeb sa candidate jo naukri dhoond raha hai.
âManager: Ek bohot gambhir (serious) Boss.
âScene 1: Office ka Cabin
â(Manager kursi par baitha file dekh raha hai. Chaman darwaze par aata hai.)
âChaman: May I come in, Sir? Waise main andar aa gaya hoon, par pooch lena achha hota hai.
âManager: (Chidte hue) Baithiye. Toh, Chaman ji, aapne hamari company mein 'Sales Manager' ki post ke liye apply kiya hai. Aapki qualification kya hai?
âChaman: Sir, main 'B.Com' hoon.
âManager: Achha, B.Com... Graduation?
âChaman: Nahi Sir, B.Com matlabâBohot Confused On Mobile. Din bhar scroll karta hoon!
âScene 2: Sawal Jawab
âManager: (Sar pakadte hue) Hamen ek aisa banda chahiye jo pressure jhel sake. Kya aap pressure handle kar sakte hain?
âChaman: Sir, main roz subah 10 baje uthta hoon aur meri mummy mujhe 10:05 tak ghar se nikaal deti hain. Usse zyada pressure duniya mein kahin nahi hai!
âManager: (Gusse mein) Achha chaliye, kaam ki baat karte hain. Agar aapko ek ganjay (bald person) ko kanghi (comb) bechni ho, toh kaise bechenge?
âChaman: Sir, main usey kanghi nahi bechoonga. Main usey kahungaâ"Bhai sahab, kanghi le lo, ise dekh kar shayad aapke baalon ko sharam aa jaye aur woh wapas nikal aayein!"
âScene 3: The Final Question
âManager: Look, mujhe lagta hai aap is naukri ke liye sahi nahi hain. Aapki sabse badi kamzori (weakness) kya hai?
âChaman: Sir, meri sabse badi kamzori hai "Sundar Ladkiyan".
âManager: (Chilla kar) What?! Yeh office hai! Yahan tameez se baat kijiye. Aapko lagta hai main aapko select karoonga?
âChaman: Sir, agar aapne mujhe select kiya, toh main mehnat karoonga. Agar nahi kiya... toh bahar aapki car ke dono pichhle tyre ki hawa nikalne ka plan ready hai.
âManager: (Hairat se) Kya?! Tum mujhe dhamki de rahe ho?
âChaman: Nahi Sir, ise "Marketing" kehte hain. Maine "Demand" create ki hai... ab tyre theek karwane ke liye aapko "Service" ki zaroorat padegi!
âManager: (Behosh hote hue) Security!!! Isey bahar nikalo!
âThe End
â(Chaman haste hue bahar nikalta hai aur selfie leta hai.)
âKya aap chahte hain ki main is script ko thoda lamba karoon ya kisi aur topic (jaise dosti ya shaadi) par script likhoon?
